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06

Mar

2009

A Message to the Unemployed:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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With national unemployment rates peaking at 8.1 percent—and Washington state’s unemployment rate reaching 7.8 percent—the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics reports that 12.5 million people are currently unemployed[i].  To this growing flock of job seekers, I find it ever more topical to share morsels of my personal strife as a token of commiseration (just think, it could always be worse) and also share some advise I recently received.

 

Once, during an interview, I was asked, “If you were a car, what type of car would you be?” Unable to conjure up relevant car brands, I referenced my own car, a Toyota Yaris.  When they asked me why I was a Yaris, my internal voice shouted gleefully, “Because it’s cute and white!”  Thankfully realizing neither of those qualifiers were applicable, or politically correct, I mumbled something about zipping around and getting the job done.

 

And, I certainly can’t forget the moment where I realized my interviewer was a guy I had a vague recollection of bulling on the bus during 6th grade.  The lack of a follow-up call can only lead me to believe that either a) he remembered that us 6thgraders didn’t let him sit in the back of the bus or b) my overcompensating enthusiasm and vigor in the interview was overwhelming and not what they were looking for in an employee.

 

Humorous interviewing casualties aside—what does one have to do these days to get a job?

 

1. HOW DO YOU MAKE YOUR RESUME STAND OUT? Face it, for each open position there is an unholy amount of competition right now.  Kristen Fife, a human resource specialist, says jobs that were getting 25 applications now receive upwards of 300 applications.  “The key is to make your resume hyper-targeted,” she says.  “Rather than saying ‘I have great communication skills’, give examples like ‘I have experience in presenting to large groups of people.’”

 

2. WHAT DO RESUME SCANNING APPLICATIONS LOOK FOR? I’ve always heard the first third of resumes are scanned for keywords.  However, Fife says application scanning programs these days look for key words mentioned in the job posting and tally how many times each word appears.  With so many applications, recruiters won’t even consider your resume if you don’t rank high in the word search.  Repeat your matching skills as many times as you can.

 

3. HOW DO I FOLLOW-UP AFTER MY RESUME HAS BEEN SENT IN? I actually had one woman tell me that their company had posted an online application because the absolutely did not want any phone calls.  Fife says to remember that recruiters are bombarded right now.  Rather than phone call, she says, send a follow-up email and include one sentence that specifically highlights why you should be hired and hope that will be enough to pass your resume along. Don’t be a stalker! These days you have to let your resume do the talking.

 

As the immortal Red Green always says, “Remember, I’m pulling for you.  We’re all in this together.”  Never have words rung truer.



[i] U.S Bureau of Labor Statistics: www.bls.gov

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Sat

17

Jan

2009

New teas at Starbucks...new pleas for SBC addicts

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Failing economy be damned! Starbucks will now sell you a cup of caffeine for only $3, instead of the usual fee of $4 to $15.  In a shocking shift away from the bean, Starbucks introduced a line-up of tea beverages this month.

 

Novel, non? Well, no, not really.  I’ll admit, the taste sensation on my Starbucks palette when sipping on these drinks wasn’t altogether unpleasant—dare I say one of them was even quite delicious—but BUYER BEWARE! Starbucks has not concocted anything insightful; it’s the basically the old tea—disguised in a new tea bag and masked with a couple of pumps of syrup.

 

So here’s the breakdown, the dirty truth and the need-to-know about the new tea lattes at Starbucks.  If you’re an addict, like yours truly, you’ll have to try them yourself.  But, now, at least, you’ll be informed!

 

London Fog:[Consisting of Earl Gray tea, Vanilla Syrup and Steamed Milk] Also a name used to describe gnarly fog and a gin drink—ironically fitting to me.  While I managed to consume the whole drink, I found myself questioning every sip.

 

First thought: Okay, let’s try this…SIP!

My reaction: Ugh! That’s not very good

(2 minutes later)

My thought: Hmm…that wasn’t so bad, I’ll try it again…SIP!

My reaction: Nope, it’s still pretty awful! (and repeat). 

 

Seriously, try it, you’ll do the same thing.  How is it that Starbucks keeps me drinking even when it tastes like bitter fruit rind?

 

Vanilla Rooibos (pronouced roy-bus): [Consisting of Rooibos Tea, Classic Syrup and Steamed Milk] This is your safest bet—if, like me, you find yourself compelled to try the new drinks.  Pleasant black tea undertones with a warm, honey after-taste.

 

Black Tea Latte/Green Tea Latte/Chai Tea Latte: [Consisting of Tea, Classic Syrup and Steamed Milk] These drinks are so passé, they don’t even warrant a review.  Just because these “new” flavors are inserted in the middle of a list of other new flavors doesn’t mean they’re new too! 

 

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